When you have a beard, you have enough.

photo: CC/Dan Zen, line: Lee Hansen

A beard is facial hair that's moving faster than your face.

photo: CC/loudestnoise, line: Dustin Black

Walking with a beard in the dark is better than walking beardless in the light.

photo: Papryk Turowicz, line: Papryk Turowicz/Helen Keller

Shock and awe.

photo: Kevin Boyle, line: Dustin Black

The gotee is a cousin of the beard. A redneck, inbred cousin.

photo: CC/gotmeamuse, line: Dustin Black

Mind the whiskers and the beard takes care of itself.

photo: CC/Hello Turkey Toes, line: Benjamin Franklin/Michael Ray McGoodwin

The true art of man is his beard.

photo: Jacob Stiltner, line: Bryce Bates

Finders keepers.

photo: CC/o. casey, line: Dustin Black

When two beards cross paths, the larger beard has the right of way.

photo: CC/inhisgrace, line: Dustin Black

Without a beard, you're the same as every other woman and child.

photo: CC/Rebecca, line: bastardization of a Greek Proverb by Dustin Black/Joel Stacy

You don't choose the beard. The beard chooses you.

photo: Corrie Zoll

When man and beast are one.

photo & line: Rory Nicholson

Beard is boss.

photo: Eric Rainwater, line: Dustin Black

Say everything without saying a damn thing.

photo: CC/deepchi1, line: John Neerland/Dustin Black

Any chump can give her a shoulder to cry on.

photo: CC/rogerimp, line: Dustin Black

Obey the beard.

photo: & line: Jake Burrmann

The easiest way to say, "I'm in charge."

photo: Bob Gilmore, line: John Neerland

When the beard speaks, you know you've been spoken to.

photo: Steve Kener, line: John Neerland