The difference between Mr. and Sir.

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This is my resume.

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Speak softly and carry a big beard.

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No one questions a man with a beard.

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The only anchor a man ever needs.

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Ask not what your beard can do for you. Ask what you can do for your beard.

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Without man there can be no beard, and without beard there can be no man.

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To beard or not to beard? That's no real question.

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My beard is listed on my organ donor card.

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10 million years of taunting the elements.

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Good things come to those who beard.

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Gore-tex schmore-tex.

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I beard, therefore I am.

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Cold is God's way of telling us to grow a beard.

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Frost doesn't bite the beard. The beard bites the frost.

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Goatee: The G.E.D. of facial hair.

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There's a place for men without beards: The Lifetime Network.

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Man's second-best friend.

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